Books by Darrell B. Nelson




Brian is perfectly happy delivering pizza to incompetent devil worshipers, lustful demons, show tune singing vampires, possessed little girls who love riddles, and over-affectionate houseplants. His life gets even better when a time traveling babe he rescues tells him they will be lovers in the future.
But his carefree life is destroyed when aliens bent on taking over the Earth open a rival pizza place in town and he discovers exactly what their secret ingredient is. Now he must use all the secrets he knows about his hometown and its inhabitants to stop aliens from taking over the Earth and more importantly, keep his job.

A fast fun story about Reptiles vs. Strippers.
Alien Reptiles enslave humanity and nothing can stop them. Nothing except a drug using stripper named Nomi.
Strippers have to deal with some strange customers, but two powerful, man-sized Reptiles was a first for Nomi. Unfortunately they liked her act too much. Now the feisty stripper has a few days to do what countless generations of heroes have failed at. She must foil the Reptile's secret plans or she will be impregnated with their scaly spawn.





Simon Yar has been always ashamed of his extreme Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder and has gone to extreme measures to hide it, including losing the only woman he had ever loved rather than reveal his secret.
When he discovers that an extra-terrestrial virus is turning the people into slaves, he must come to terms with his inner demons or lose everyone he has ever loved.

What would you do if you held in your hands the power to wipe out all forms of human poverty, but doing so would place the fate of the human race in the hands of your enemies?
All his life Sam has been told the people of Ganymede were an enemy bent on destroying all the values he holds dear. Getting to know them he starts sympathizing with their idealistic goals, but he isn’t sure if he can trust them. When an interplanetary war between Earth and Ganymede breaks out, Sam finds his actions will determine the fate of humanity, however he is unsure which side to believe.
“The Setting Earth” is a tale of romance that shows that even after humanity has the technology to transform the Solar System; the most powerful force in the universe is the power of friendship.



Howie has a problem: Someone is stealing his mind, and the only one who can help him is a girl who has already lost hers.
After meeting Vivian in the lobby of his psychologist's office, a hundred years of memories flood Howie's mind. Evil memories of starting five major wars and killing everyone who has ever wanted humanity to progress. At the same time everyone from his friends to his professor are telling him, and sometimes threatening him, to stay away from Vivian.
Either Howie is going crazy, or there is a single man that has caused the most horrific events over the last century, and all his friends and professors work for him. In order to survive, Howie must do what Archduke Ferdinand, FDR, Stalin, JFK, and Saddam Hussein all failed to do. He must stop the man who has caused the deaths of hundred of millions, armed only with his love of Vivian.

Hunted by galactic authorities, the crew of the Fallon's Angel take refuge in our Solar System. If they can repair their ship within six months, they will be rich beyond their wildest dreams. If they fail, they will be hunted down.
In order to make their deadline they must work with Dymon, the most powerful man on Earth. Dymon is ruthless in his desire to control everyone and everything around him. That includes the Angel's crew.
Will the crew make it back to the civilized galaxy, or will they be trapped in Dymon's lair?


While teaching an online class on how to pick up women, Guru Stan picks the wrong target. His pick-up, Raven, is a woman who has discovered a plot to remove surplus humans from the planet in order to pave the way for an automated society.
Stan and Raven find themselves the only people who can save the 99.9% of humanity deemed surplus to the new society. To survive, Stan must use all the skills he has learned as a pick-up artist as well as confront the personal demons that shaped his life.
The events in this book are an extension of our current world, with technological advances and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of humanity in favor of the corporate world's ultimate quest for efficiency. In the end Stan finds himself as the unlikely hero, tasked with standing up for the worth, the dignity, and the basic rights of all mankind.




Four tales of Futuristic Horror. Tales of revenge, retaliation and surprise set in the not so distant future.

Two short stories for your enjoyment.
A HOME TO DIE FOR originally published in Alienskin Magazine. A man has interesting ideas about remodeling his home.
THE ADJUSTER: Saving the world brings a high personal price.



Doug made a deal with the devil for his sanity, now the devil has come to Repossess.

All of us have demons that live in the deepest parts of our mind. My demons are the type that your demons will pay money to read about.
The stories in this book are best described by a reviewer who said, “The author needs serious (mental) help!”
These eleven tales are both creepy and thought provoking. Fast paced and entertaining.